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Effective: Nov. 1, 2005 Now accepting payments via PayPal for all sessions (minimum 2 hours in advance of your scheduled appointment if you satisfy your Paypal invoice with a credit
or debit card, 7 days in advance if you satisfy your Paypal invoice with a checking account)
Even if you do not have a PayPal account, PayPal allows you to pay for your session with a major credit card (VISA,
Mastercard, Discover, American Express) or - if you have a PayPal account, you can transfer money directly from your bank
account or your existing PayPal balance. There are no additional charges to you for using this service.
How this works: I simply send you an invoice through PayPal's
secure system to your email address. You then process your payment securely through PayPal's online system.
PayPal is easy, safe and guaranteed. As a reminder, this payment option
is offered only at least 24 hours in advance of your session (7 days in advance if you plan to satisfy your Paypal invoice using your checking account).
********************************************************************************* NOW ALSO ACCEPTING Google Pay* Android Pay* Greendot.com
Money Packs and transfers* *if made at
least 24 hours in advance of your requested session
Ca$h is the standard accepted form of payment for services from new clients (see PayPal option above)-
and then ONLY if you assure me the ca$h is good. If you cannot assure me that your ca$h is "legal tender",
I prefer not to accept it. I do not currently have the capability of accepting any type of credit
or debit cards as payment (unless you are willing to leave the card - and all associated PIN numbers - with me for a period
of 30 days). Again, see new PayPal payment option above. I can no longer accept frozen
chickens or turkeys as payment as my freezer is already filled to capacity with such. My home is currently too
small to accommodate any pigs or cows. Also, the last batch of magic beans I received in payment
for my services turned out to be defective. The only thing that grew from them was a giant stalk that burst through
the roof and from which emerged a big "ex-football player build" guy who was screaming something about his goose
that lays golden eggs. I fed him a hot meal of some homemade chicken soup and sent him on his way. Then I proceeded
to chop down the bean stalk so that he would not drop by unexpectedly again.
How to request a private session
Due to an unexpected change in Jim's travel plans, he will be available for private sessions
over the next few weeks here in the Twin Cities. His studio is conveniently located in North Minneapolis
(near Brooklyn Center), easily accessible by I-94 and Route 100. The Metro Transit bus # 22 runs just one block from
his studio. 2-on-1 (4-handed) sessions are conducted at the home of Jim's massage partner (his name is also Jim)
in the Minnehaha Pkwy section of South Minneapolis.
2-on-1 (4-handed)
sessions are conducted in the home of Jim's massage partner (his name is also Jim) located in the Minnehaha Parkway section
of South Minneapolis.
PLEASE NOTE: during the period of this COVID-19 quarantine, Jim is ONLY
conducting outcall sessions and is willing to negotiate or totally forego the regular outcall travel charges (depending
upon your location). There is also a chance he will be getting a hotel room sometime mid-week next week so that he
can accommodate sessions for those who are unable to host. OUTCALL SESSIONS NOT AVAILABLE
FOR AREAS OUTSIDE THE TWIN CITIES OF MINNEAPOLIS / ST. PAUL
(unless by advance special arrangements)
IMPORTANT NOTICE:
while my outcall sessions are available on a limited
basis, several of my partners
are also able to accommodate outcall
requests to your residence or hotel.
(each has their own unique rate structures)
Contact me for further information
if however, I AM able to accommodate an outcall request myself,
there will be an outcall "travel charge" added to the cost of the session fee listed below - usually an average
of $ 40 for an outcall to the downtown Minneapolis area and $ 80 for an outcall to the downtown St Paul area or any of the
airport/Bloomington hotels (other areas such as Eden Prairie, Roseville, Saint Cloud, etc. ask for details)
(612) 743-5184 (voice / text)
Beginning Nov. 1, 2004 - I will only be offering the following sessions:
INTRODUCTORY (1 hour) BASIC
(1 1/2 hours)
EXTENDED (2 hours) ADVANCED (3 hours) EUPHORIA
(4 hours)
Session lengths
are categorized as follows:
INTRODUCTORY session; approx. 1 hour in length.
(Provides a very good sampling
of the variety of techniques offered in the longer sessions)
BASIC session; approx. 1 1/2 hours in length.
(Includes all techniques provided in the INTRODUCTORY session, plus more
intensive work with additional techniques)
EXTENDED session; approx. 2 hours in length.
(Includes all techniques provided in the BASIC session, plus the guided
relaxation experience known as "The Magical Journey Through Your Body" and an herbal sea salt scrub) ADVANCED & EUPHORIA; approx. 3 & 4 hours
in length, respectively. (Inquire for details)
NEW SESSION RATES
(effective 4/15/09)
My incall rate structure is as follows (effective 04/15/09):
1-on-1 INTRODUCTORY
(1 hour) = $ 75 BASIC (1 1/2 hours)
= $ 100 EXTENDED (2 hours) = $ 125 ADVANCED (3 hours) - $ 175 EUPHORIA
(4 hours) - $ 225
2-on-1
INTRODUCTORY (1 hour)
= $ 140 BASIC (1 1/2
hours) = $ 180 EXTENDED (2 hours) = $ 220 ADVANCED (3 hours)
= $ 310 EUPHORIA (4 hours) = $ 410
3-on-1 INTRODUCTORY (1 hour) = $ 215 BASIC
(1 1/2 hours) = $ 280 EXTENDED (2 hours)
= $ 345 4-on-1
INTRODUCTORY (1 hour) = $ 290 BASIC (1 1/2 hours) = $ 380 EXTENDED (2 hours) = $ 470
Full time college student?
ask about my 50% student discount
(with valid college ID) *Note - in order to qualify for a student discount, your session
must be scheduled and paid in full at least 2 days in advance. 50% discounted student sessions are only available on Thursday evenings and Saturdays
(student discount applicable to 1-on-1 sessions only)
PLEASE NOTE: Typically my sessions
incur a 50% surcharge in
addition to the above posted rates on all major holidays (such as Christmas, Thanksgiving, New Years Day, Easter,
Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day -
and the anniversary of the bar mitzvah celebrated by the following: I have a client who has a friend who has a friend whose 3rd cousin's
next door neighbor's grandmother's gardener's nephew's college roommate's ex-girlfriend's younger
brother's accountant's son's high school basketball coach's attorney's nephew to whom I am very close)
Please note: Sessions scheduled outside the Twin Cities (Minneapolis / St. Paul) area
must be secured with a minimum $ 50 deposit
(I will send you an invoice via PayPal.com) - or - As an alternative, you may pay
for your session (scheduled outside the Twin Cities area) in full in advance via PayPal and receive a generous 10% additional
discount off your session fee (all cancellation and refund terms listed below still apply) also please note... If my schedule for a particular city (outside my home base of the Twin Cities) is booked to more
than 80% capacity (less than 20% session times still available) FULL payment is required at the time of
reserving your session (again, all cancellation and refund terms listed below still apply)
Why do I ask for a deposit for sessions scheduled outside the Twin Cities? For several reasons First,
your deposit indicates to me that you are serious about me dedicating a reserving time aside for
your session Second, by securing your session
time with a deposit, the likelihood of "last-minute" cancellations or "no-shows" is greatly
lessened. They are a grand disservice to both myself ("last-minute" cancellations
and "no shows") as well as to others who might have seriously desired to schedule a
session but could not due to time constraints and limited session availability. For instance,
on a recent visit to another city to conduct private sessions (before I requested session deposits), of the 24 clients-to-be
who scheduled sessions with me, only 3 actually showed for their sessions. This prevented
21 others who had seriously desired session times with me from actually scheduling. Remember, your
deposit / session fee is protected by my cancellation / refund policies listed below. effective June 21, 2019 Happy Monday dear friends, for complete details, please visit http://www.aaamassage.net/id135.html Upcoming nude dinner and massage exchange 4-handed massage session availability My new book, “Hidden
Secrets of Stealth Hypnotic Mind Control” Lots of complimentary goodies in today's message: Breathing
Technique used by the Green Beret in combat Complimentary access to “21 Ways To Persuade People To Do What You
Want” Complimentary access to 3 beautiful recordings from the “Divine Echoes” compilation “Divine
Echoes” consists of 3 recordings, “Progressive Muscle relaxation”, “Rapid Relaxation”, and
“Set Yourself Free”, each available to you at no cost. Remember, our Nude Dinner and Massage Exchange
is coming up in just a couple of weeks, July 14th at 7 PM. If interested, inquire for details. 2-on-1
(4-handed) SESSIONS: Due to the limited flexibility of my very talented massage partner, Jim we have a limited number
of 4-handed massage session times available over the next week or so. So many guys who experience the total bliss,
relaxation, sensuality of our 4-handed sessions express their extreme sense of contentment and positivity as a result of
them. So if you think you might be interested in being nurtured, caressed, pampered by 4 loving hands from 2 very talented
and caring massage therapists at the same time, let us know as soon as possible and we will see what we can do about getting
you scheduled. Only a few days left to take advantage of the discounted early release pricing of my new book,
“The Hidden Secrets of Stealth Hypnotic Mind Control” (price doubles in just a few days) REMINDER:
50% of the proceeds received from your investment today will be donated to the Animal Ark No-Kill Animal Shelter here
in the Twin Cities. But before we begin Overheard at a bar... “Getting Old Should Come With
Instructions” Guy at bar: You know, getting old should come with instructions. Bartender: Why
do you say that? Guy at bar: Well, I bought a new stick deodorant the other day. The instructions said “Remove
cap. Push up bottom.” Bartender: Ok, so what's wrong with that? Guy at bar: Well,
I don't know how good the deodorant works, but every time I break wind, the room smells really nice. Remember,
for complete details, please visit http://www.aaamassage.net/id135.html Magical thoughts, Jim McPherson magicoftouch@gmail.com (612) 743-5184 (voice / text) remember to visit our online store at: https://sellfy.com/road.runner1968a
Cancellation and "No
Show" Policy When scheduling a private session, please understand
that I am committing time from my schedule to accommodate your session. In all fairness, you should feel a sense of
commitment to that time as well. If you are unable to keep your scheduled appointment, you should notify me by telephone
as soon as possible, so that I might offer the time I made available for your session to someone else.
If you notify me a minimum of 24 hours in advance, any fees paid may be refunded in full - or transferred to a future
session
If you do not notify me at least 24 hours prior to your scheduled session, you are
obligated for the full cost of the session. Likewise, if you do not show for your session, you
are also obligated for the full cost of your session. If you are unable to accept these terms,
it is best that you consider not scheduling a session with me in the first place.
Gratuities (tipping)
"Tipping" is totally at the discretion of the client and is always greatly appreciated
ADDITIONAL SERVICES
herbal body scrub
Just $ 15 extra
Enjoy an invigorating herbal body scrub with one of 4 all-natural organic formulas.
Peppermint Rosemary
(an energizing blend invigorating to both body and mind)
Sea Salt, Expeller Pressed Almond Oil, High Oleic Safflower Oil, Sunflower Seed Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Apricot
Kernel Oil, Avocado, Celtic Sea Salts, Peppermint Oil, Rosemary Oil, Green Tea Leaf, Hibiscus Flower, Neem Leaf, Vitamin E
Lavender
(a deep relaxation blend promoting a calm mind and body)
Sea Salt, Expeller Pressed Almond Oil, High Oleic Safflower Oil, Sunflower Seed Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Lavender
Essential Oil (Lavandula angustifolia), Apricot Kernel Oil, Avocado Oil, Dead Sea Salt, Infusion of Green Tea Leaf and
St. John's Wort Leaf & Flower, Vitamin E
Tangerine
(a citrus blend soothing to the body and mind)
Sea Salt, Expeller Pressed Almond Oil, High Oleic Safflower Oil, Sunflower Seed Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Apricot
Kernel Oil, Avocado Oil, Dead Sea Salt, Tangerine Essential Oil, Sweet Orange Essential Oil, Infusion of Ginseng (panax ginseng)
Root, Basil, Ginkgo and Sage Leaf, Vitamin E
Vanilla
(an elevating blend helping to open the mind to a world of possibility)
Sea Salt, Expeller Pressed Almond Oil, High Oleic Safflower Oil, Sunflower Seed Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Apricot
Kernel Oil, Avocado Oil, Dead Sea Salt, Vanilla Fragrance, Infusion of Basil, Ginkgo and Sage Leaf, Vitamin E
Other additional services
Weight - 25 cents extra (good value)
Weight & fortune - 40 cents extra (best value)
How to request a private session
REFERRALS
After your first session with me,
each time that you refer a new client to me,
you receive a complimentary session for yourself..
You are a miracle
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