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Rates for "Guys With Great Bodies"

If you have a "Great Body," your session is "free."  You simply pay for the use of my studio and my massage table according to the rate structure indicated below.

Accepted forms of payment:

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Effective:  Nov. 1, 2005
Now accepting payments via PayPal for 1-on-1 sessions
(minimum 24 hours in advance of your scheduled appointment if you satisfy your Paypal invoice with a credit or debit card, 7 days in advance if you satisfy your Paypal invoice with a checking account)

Even if you do not have a PayPal account, PayPal allows you to pay for your session with a major credit card  (VISA, Mastercard, Discover, American Express) or - if you have a PayPal account, you can transfer money directly from your bank account or your existing PayPal balance.  There are no additional charges to you for using this service.
How this works:
I simply send you an invoice through PayPal's secure system to your email address.  You then process your payment securely through PayPal's online system.  PayPal is easy, safe and guaranteed.
As a reminder, this payment option is offered only at least 24 hours in advance of your session (7 days in advance if you plan to satisfy your Paypal invoice using your checking account).  


Ca$h is the standard accepted form of payment for services from new clients (see PayPal option above)- and then ONLY if you assure me the ca$h is good.  If you cannot assure me that your ca$h is "legal tender", I prefer not to accept it.
I do not currently have the capability of accepting any type of credit or debit cards as payment (unless you are willing to leave the card - and all associated PIN numbers - with me for a period of 30 days).  Again, see new PayPal payment option above.
I can no longer accept frozen chickens or turkeys as payment as my freezer is already filled to capacity with such.  My apartment is currently too small to accommodate any pigs or cows.
Also, the last batch of magic beans I received in payment for my services turned out to be defective.  The only thing that grew from them was a giant stalk that burst through the roof and from which emerged a big "ex-football player build" guy who was screaming something about his goose that lays golden eggs.  I fed him a hot meal of some homemade chicken soup and sent him on his way.  Then I proceeded to chop down the bean stalk so that he would not drop by unexpectedly again.

How to request a private session


(unless by advance special arrangements) 

while my outcall sessions are available on a limited basis,
several of my partners are also able to accommodate
outcall requests to your residence or hotel.
(each has their own unique rate structures)
Contact me for further information

if however, I AM able to accommodate an outcall request myself, there will be an outcall "travel charge" added to the cost of the session fee listed below - usually an average of $ 40 for an outcall to the downtown Minneapolis area and $ 80 for an outcall to the downtown St Paul area or any of the airport/Bloomington hotels (other areas such as Eden Prairie, Roseville, Saint Cloud ask for details)
(612) 296-6601 (voice / text)

Beginning Nov. 1, 2004 - I will only be offering the following sessions:
BASIC (1 1/2 hours)
EXTENDED (2 hours) - available to repeat clients only
Session lengths are categorized as follows:

INTRODUCTORY session; approx. 1 hour in length.
(Provides a very good sampling of the variety of techniques offered in the longer sessions)

BASIC session; approx. 1 1/2 hours in length.
(Includes all techniques provided in the INTRODUCTORY session, plus more intensive work with additional techniques)

EXTENDED session; approx. 2 hours in length.
(Includes all techniques provided in the BASIC session, plus the guided relaxation experience known as "The Magical Journey Through Your Body" and an herbal sea salt scrub)

My incall rate structure is as follows:

(effective 4/15/08)

My incall rate structure for "Guys With Great Bodies" is as follows (effective 04/15/08):
BASIC = $ 100
EXTENDED = $ 125
BASIC = $ 180
EXTENDED = $ 220
BASIC = $ 280
EXTENDED = $ 345
BASIC = $ 380
EXTENDED = $ 470

Full time college student?
ask about my 50% student discount
(with valid college ID)

(student discount applicable to 1-on-1 sessions only)

Typically my sessions incur a 50% surcharge
in addition to the above posted rates on all major holidays 
(such as Christmas, Thanksgiving, New Years Day, Easter, 4th of July
and the anniversary of the bar mitzvah celebrated by the following:
I have a client who has a friend who has a friend whose 3rd cousin's next door neighbor's grandmother's gardener's nephew's college roommate's ex-girlfriend's younger brother's accountant's son's high school basketball coach's attorney's nephew to whom I am very close)

Please note: 
Sessions scheduled outside the Twin Cities (Minneapolis / St. Paul) area must be secured with a minimum $ 25 deposit
(I will send you an invoice via PayPal.com)
- or - 
As an alternative, you may pay for your session (scheduled outside the Twin Cities area) in full in advance via PayPal and receive a generous 20% additional discount off your session fee
(all cancellation and refund terms listed below still apply)
also please note...
If my schedule for a particular city (outside my home base of the Twin Cities)
is booked to more than 80% capacity (less than 20% session times still available)
FULL payment is required at the time of reserving your session
(again, all cancellation and refund terms listed below still apply)
Why do I ask for a deposit for sessions scheduled outside the Twin Cities?
For several reasons
First, your deposit indicates to me that you are serious about me dedicating a reserving time aside for your session
Second, by securing your session time with a deposit, the likelihood of "last-minute" cancellations or "no-shows" is greatly lessened.  They are a grand disservice to both myself ("last-minute" cancellations and "no shows") as well as to others who might have seriously desired to schedule a session but could not due to time constraints and limited session availability.
For instance, on a recent visit to another city to conduct private sessions (before I requested session deposits), of the 24 clients-to-be who scheduled sessions with me, only 3 actually showed for their sessions.  This prevented 21 others who had seriously desired session times with me from actually scheduling.
Remember, your deposit / session fee is protected by my cancellation / refund policies listed below.

Cancellation and "No Show" Policy
When scheduling a private session, please understand that I am committing time from my schedule to accommodate your session.  In all fairness, you should feel a sense of commitment to that time as well.  If you are unable to keep your scheduled appointment, you should notify me by telephone as soon as possible, so that I might offer the time I made available for your session to someone else.
If you do not notify me at least 24 hours prior to your scheduled session, you are obligated for the full cost of the session.
Likewise, if you do not show for your session, you are also obligated to pay for the full cost of your session.
If you are unable to accept these terms, it is best that you consider not scheduling a session with me in the first place.


herbal body scrub

Enjoy an invigorating herbal body scrub with one of 4 all-natural organic formulas.
Peppermint Rosemary
(an energizing blend invigorating to both body and mind)
Sea Salt, Expeller Pressed Almond Oil, High Oleic Safflower Oil, Sunflower Seed Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Avocado, Celtic Sea Salts, Peppermint Oil, Rosemary Oil, Green Tea Leaf, Hibiscus Flower, Neem Leaf, Vitamin E
(a deep relaxation blend promoting a calm mind and body)
Sea Salt, Expeller Pressed Almond Oil, High Oleic Safflower Oil, Sunflower Seed Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Lavender Essential Oil (Lavandula angustifolia), Apricot Kernel Oil, Avocado Oil, Dead Sea Salt, Infusion of Green Tea Leaf and St. John's Wort Leaf & Flower, Vitamin E
(a citrus blend soothing to the body and mind)
Sea Salt, Expeller Pressed Almond Oil, High Oleic Safflower Oil, Sunflower Seed Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Avocado Oil, Dead Sea Salt, Tangerine Essential Oil, Sweet Orange Essential Oil, Infusion of Ginseng (panax ginseng) Root, Basil, Ginkgo and Sage Leaf, Vitamin E
(an elevating blend helping to open the mind to a world of possibility)
Sea Salt, Expeller Pressed Almond Oil, High Oleic Safflower Oil, Sunflower Seed Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Avocado Oil, Dead Sea Salt, Vanilla Fragrance, Infusion of Basil, Ginkgo and Sage Leaf, Vitamin E

Just $ 15 extra

Other additional services

Weight - 25 cents extra
Weight & fortune - 40 cents extra

How to request a private session

After your first session with me,
each time that you refer a new client to me,
you receive a complimentary session for yourself..

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