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Festivus (no, not the Uncle from "The Addams Family")
Scale of Consciousness
2-on-1 (4-handed) private session availability
"The Ultimate You Mindfest"
upcoming nude dinner and massage exchange
Binaural Beats + "Sacred Dreams" mp3 - FREE download
"Sleep Talk-Down" guided meditation - FREE download
How to handle holiday stress
Nude housecleaning
Shift Your Energy - FREE course download

 
December 23, 2019 is
 
Festivus

Today is Festivus! Today, remember to send a free digital card to air your grievances as you see fit! When you choose digital cards over paper, you help the Earth by cutting back on unnecessary paper waste during the holiday season. 

Festivus is a holiday that was created by writer Dan O’Keefe as a way to celebrate the holiday season without buying into its commercialism. Festivus was immortalized when O’Keefe’s son wrote an episode about it for the popular TV show Seinfeld. The episode (called “The Strike”) aired on December 18, 1997. 

A traditional Festivus celebration includes a plain aluminum pole in lieu of a Christmas tree, the annual “Airing of Grievances,” the Festivus dinner, and “Feats of Strength.” The traditional Festivus greeting is “Happy Festivus” and the slogan of the holiday is “A Festivus for the rest of us!”

Watch part of the famous Seinfeld episode to celebrate this quirky occasion!

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2-on-1 (4-HANDED) PRIVATE SESSION AVAILABILITY (Sat. Dec. 28th)

We do still have one or two openings for this Saturday evening (the 28th of December) for 2-on-1 (4-handed) sessions at my partner Jim's home in the Minnehaha Parkway section of South Minneapolis.  Soooo, let me know AS SOON AS POSSIBLE if you are interested in trying to schedule for then.
Jim McPherson                   
(763) 333-6239  (from an Android) (*BEST IS TO TEXT ME A MESSAGE FOR FASTER RESPONSE)

(612) 743-5184 (from an iPhone) (*BEST IS TO TEXT ME A MESSAGE FOR FASTER RESPONSE)

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COMING SOON - NO CHARGE

"The Ultimate You Mindfest"

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Follow the lead of 539,542* others to

Immediate and Dramatic Change

Eliminate procrastination…vaporize negative self-talk…whisk away limiting beliefs…master self-discipline…feel great about yourself… All during six amazing days of the Ultimate You Mindfest, you can make fast, effort-free changes to become the Ultimate You.

Begins Thursday, December 26 – Absolutely free of charge today!
You will have immediate access to the first two sessions when you register right now.

 

click here for more info 

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Upcoming nude dinner and massage exchange

Hey guys,

Organizing is underway for our next nude dinner and massage exchange - Saturday evening, Jan. 25th

For complete details  http://www.aaamassage.net/id88.html

 

Promises to be yet another awesome evening of socializing, dining and the sharing of loving, healing, nurturing energy via the modality of massage.

We look forward to the honor and pleasure of having you join us for this wonderful gather of naked men.

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Free Brainwave Entrainment

​FREE Gift Bundle:

Binaural Beats Guide + Sacred Dreams MP3 To Help You Sleep & Live Better​

A few points to note:

  • The Sacred Dreams MP3 is non-melodic. It is a raw tune that is designed to prepare your mind for a good sleep. You should listen to it with headphones.

  • Do NOT listen to the track when you are operating heavy machinery or driving. Ideally, you should sit or lie down in a quiet environment when using it.


I firmly believe that there are many benefits you can reap from the use of binaural beats and my aim is to help you achieve a better, overall life with it.

 

click the links below for your Binaural Beats Guide audio and Sacred Dreams mp3

*left-click each link to listen / read here or right-click to download them to your computer

click here to read or download the Binaural Beats Guide

click here to listen to or download the Sacred Dreams audio

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Sleep Talk -

Down Guided Meditation
 
You Will Get a FREE 60 Minute Guided Meditation By Jason Stephenson All Designed To Help You:
  • Relax
  • Relieve Stress
  • Activate The Law of Attraction
  •  Sleep Better

Jason Stephenson

Founder of "Meditation Mastery Secrets" 
Meditation & Self Growth Expert
Author

“Come to the edge, let go... and fly”

click the links below for your Sleep Talk-Down audio and pdf guide

*left-click each link to listen / read here or right-click to download them to your computer

click here to listen to or download the Sleep Talk-Down audio

click here to read or download the Sleep Talk-Down guide

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How to Handle Holiday Stress

Feeling just a bit overwhelmed by all the hustle and bustle of the holiday season?

Maybe the jingle bells just aren’t chiming for you right now?

(maybe you have already heard the very last Christmas carol you ever wanna hear in your life?)

We are here to help…

For a very limited time, we can help ease your holiday hassle in a very special, personal way.

 

Your special holiday package consists of 8 separate audio recordings (a $ 179.97 value)

Yours for this very special significantly discounted holiday investment of just $ 6.99

(Less than the cost of treating all the kids at Mickey D’s after a grueling trip to the MOA)

 

https://sellfy.com/p/gFVL/

 

Your investment in this valuable life-enhancing information

JUST $ 6.99

 

You will receive your valuable recordings via download

IMMEDIATELY upon receipt of payment

NO WAITING!!!

and...

Your satisfaction is completely guaranteed!

That's right...

Try the techniques well beyond the holiday season for a FULL 6 MONTHS

 

If you are not completely satisfied, your entire investment of $ 6.99 will be completely refunded.

 

https://sellfy.com/p/gFVL/

 

What’s included?

Part 1)   3 audio recordings – How to Handle Holiday Stress

Recording # 1 – Introduction

Recording # 2 – Create Your Day Anew

Recording # 3 – Heart Breathing with Joy and Gratitude

Part 2)   3 audio recordings –  How to Handle Holiday Stress self-hypnosis recordings

Recording # 1 – Holiday Stress Platinum – to be listened to as you are falling asleep at night

Recording # 2 – Holiday Stress Daytime Affirmations- for use anytime throughout the day

Recording # 3 – Holiday Stress Subliminal – for use throughout the day or night (except while driving)

Part 3)   2 audio recordings –  Stress Relief

Recording # 1 – an introduction to hypnotherapy and self-hypnosis

Recording # 2 – a very effective Stress Relief self-hypnosis exercise

***You will also receive valuable helpful tips for effectively dealing with not only holiday-related stress but stress management and control in general.

https://sellfy.com/p/gFVL/

 

and remember...

Your satisfaction is completely guaranteed!

That's right...

Try the techniques well beyond the holiday season for a FULL 6 MONTHS

 

If you are not completely satisfied, your entire investment of $ 6.99 will be completely refunded.

 

https://sellfy.com/p/gFVL/

 

I know from personal experience and from the testimonials of my clients, just taking even 5 short minutes to listen to an audio that has you clear your mind of those stressful thoughts and bring in feelings of calm, can set a positive tone for the rest of your day.

I am encouraging you to use these audios daily. They will make a huge difference in how you experience the Holidays. Really.

And, please feel free to use the week's audio more than once a day. When you think about it, isn't 5 minutes of focus time for you, a few times a day, worth more than those same 5 minutes of feeling distressed, upset and out of sorts? I'm going to bet you agree.

I'd love for you share your positive feelings with others.

When you share your good feelings with other people, you are giving others a gift that has a ripple effect way beyond what you can even imagine.

I believe that is the true spirit of the season, wouldn't you say so, too?

 

Be a Santa or an Angel and spread the good cheer of good feelings and I promise you will feel a positive impact on your own well-being.

 

So get your downloads now immediately and have a stress-free holiday!

 

https://sellfy.com/p/gFVL/

50% of all revenue generated through our online marketplace go to benefit two worthy local charities;

Animal Ark No-Kill Animal Shelter

https://www.animalarkmn.org/

Thanks for helping our animal friends in need.

and

Union Gospel Mission of the Twin Cities

https://www.ugmtc.org/


Thanks for helping our fellow humans in need.


 

 

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hey guys,

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 If you contact Paul, please let him know you heard about him from me.  Much appreciated.

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From : Lily Jensen

Shift Your Energy
If you're having trouble creating the life you want, it's not because your ability to achieve success is any less than those who have.

It's simply because you may not understand how to properly use the tools and principles that are necessary for success.

Claim this course & learn the real secrets to becoming an energy match to your desires!
Value = $47
 
Click the link below to access your FREE course "Shift Your Energy"
*left-click to read it here or right-click to save it to your computer

click here to view or download "Shift Your Energy"

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101 Ways To Hypnotize Anyone + 8 Habits of Enhancing Your Mind Power

My friend and colleague Dr. Steve G. Jones had recently released his new program entitled, "101 Ways To Hypnotize Anyone" and offered it for a special introductory investment of just $ 9.00  After the introductory release, he raised the price back up to it's originally scheduled price of $ 37 (still an awesome bargain).

However, I asked Steve if I could continue to offer these two amazing programs to our readers and subscribers for the specially-discounted introductory price of just $ 9 for a limited time.  He agreed.  So for a very limited time, this collection of these two valuable programs ("101 Ways To Hypnotize Anyone" AND "8 Habits of Enhancing Your Mind Power") are available to you, our loyal friends and readers for a SPECIAL one-time investment of just $ 9.

For complete details of these two amazing, life-enhancing programs - and to order at this very SPECIAL one-time investment of just $ 9 (normally $ 37) click on the link below

click here for complete details and on how to order "101 Ways To Hypnotize Anyone" for the limited release investment of just $ 9 (regularly $ 37)

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Here is a FREE download from my dear friend and colleague Micheal Lee entitled "21 Powerful Ways To Persuade People To Do What You Want"

click here to read or download "21 Powerful Ways"

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click the link below to open to to download the report
"Breathing Technique Used by the Green Beret in Combat"

click here to read or download "Box Breathing"

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Also receiving great reviews - my latest work entitled, "Stealth Hypnotic Mind Control"
(see link below) 

click here for information and immediate access to "Hidden Secrets of Stealth Hypnotic Mind Control"

Also only available for a limited time!  "Conversational Hypnosis Code - Basic" (see link below)
 

click here for more info and immediate access to Paul's "Conversational Hypnosis Code"

Be sure to check out our online store for more helpful audios, videos, publications and reports.

https://sellfy.com/road.runner1968a

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Blessings of happiness, health, peace and prosperity to you, our dear friends and readers...

Magical thoughts,

Jim McPherson

(612) 743-5184 (voice / text)

magicoftouch@gmail.com

P.S.  Please let us know how we might better assist you in your journey.  We always welcome hearing from you.


" I have CDO... It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be."

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Jim McPherson

(612) 743-5184  (voice / text) from an iPhone

(763) 333-6239 (voice / text) from an Android phone

magicoftouch@gmail.com