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“Pre-Carissmuss Cewking” - if you (or someone you know) loves to bake
10 Steps to Raising the Vibration of the Planet in the New Year - FREE online event
When You Don't Know What to Do, Make Tea
2-on-1 (4-handed) session availability
Break Free in 2020 With Jack Canfield - FREE online event
Upcoming Nude Dinner and Massage Exchange
Life Transformation Summit with Dr. Alex - FREE online event
"Super Charge Your Brain Power" - FREE download
"Wealth Mindset" - FREE guided meditation
Nude housecleaning service available
 
 

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“Pre-Carissmuss Cewking”

A Recipe, of sorts, from Truls Larson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Norwegian Best-Ever RUM Cake

Ingredients:

2 quarts of rum brown sugar

1 tsp sugar 1 c butter

1 tsp soda 2 tsp baking soda

2 eggs nuts


Before starting, sample rum to check quality.

If good, proceed.

Sample rum again (for a second opinion)

 

<Hic>

Select large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check rum again, as it must be just right. To be sure of rightness, pour one level cup of rum in glass and drink it down fast as you can. This determines rum quality. Repeat if thirsty.

Wit lectric mixer, beat 1 cup butterrin a large flugggffy bowl.

Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again.

Meanwhile, make sure rum Is stil alrightt. Test nother cup.

<Hic Hic>


Now add two eggs – or 3 or 4 if you feel like it. Who’ll know the diff? If whil mixing, da stuff sticks, pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sampl rum agin, cheking four tonscisticity. Next, sift 3 cups pepper or salt (don’t realy mater) and toss it in and hope.

Sift ½ pint of lemn joice into bater. If no joice, use rum as supstitoot. Add 1 bablespoon of brown suger, or whatever coler yew can fin. Wix mel.

Greece oven. Turn cake pan to 350 degreze. Pour thik mess into the boven and ake. Check rum ‘gin for auld-lang-syne an bo to ged.

 

<very LOUD belch>  "scuze me"

 

Cleen up mess in

morening. Tayk tew asprin. Nope make it 10 pills.

Sign plege neffer to bake RUM: cake no more.

 

<bumble bac to sted>


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Enjoy this bonus video message by Kim Noe on 10 Steps to Raising the Vibration of the Planet in the New Year.

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Research suggests that there are real social benefits to offering one another hot beverages. A 2008 study by Yale psychologists, published in the journal Science, found that participants who had recently held a cup of hot coffee were more likely to think of others as generous and caring, compared to participants who had held a cup of iced coffee. The researchers suggest that our association between physical and emotional warmth may go back to early childhood: Staying close to caregivers is essential to a young child’s comfort and safety, and so we grow up to associate the warmth of body heat with warm feelings toward others.

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2-on-1 (4-handed) private massage session availability

Due to a cancellation, my massage partner Jim and I will have an opening for a private 2-on-1 (4-handed) relaxing, soothing, sensual massage appointment on the afternoon of Sunday, January 26th (the day after the nude dinner and massage exchange).

If you think you might be interested in capturing this limited availability, please let us know.

A good starting point would be to take a few moments to complete our session request form and "Preliminary Questionnaire" from our website (see links below).  Your responses will better enable us to better tailor your session to your own particular needs and experiences and to help make your session a much more personalized and enjoyable experience for you.

session request form
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/request3_2016

"Preliminary Questionnaire"
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/questionnaire03_2016

for more info on our private sessions, we invite you to visit http://www.aaamassage.net

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Break Free in 2020 with Jack Canfield

A Powerful Free Training Series to Dissolve the Blocks Holding You Back from Achieving Your Goals

Are you tired of setting the same goals for yourself, year after year?

2020 is the start of a brand-new decade ― and the perfect time to release the old habits and beliefs that have been holding you back from achieving the results you want in life.  Kick off the New Year right by joining Jack Canfield for 3 FREE live training sessions that will help you unlock your full power and set yourself up for success in the decade ahead

  • Heal old wounds that are draining you of your true potential
  • Release the limiting beliefs that are no longer serving you
  •    Create NEW programming that empowers you to get better results in everything you do

    Jack has never offered a training series like this before… and now you can experience this powerfully liberating process ― for free!

    It’s the best way to clear your path to success in the decade to come!  

    Sign up once for access to all 3 training sessions

     

    https://www.jackcanfield.com/breakfree/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=breakfree&utm_content=email4&inf_contact_key=ee177d224e6ecd14887be2adb084e6052791a5bacc411f8c8c9462125e3e88ad

     

    My first BREAK FREE WITH JACK CANFIELD session is happening tomorrow (Monday, January 6) at 10 am PST.

    If you haven’t already signed up for this free training series, I encourage you to do so ASAP.

    These training sessions are designed to help you dissolve the subconscious blocks that have been standing in the way of your goals.

    It’s the most powerful action you can take to prepare your mindset for the new decade and set yourself up for personal and professional success in the 2020s!

    Secure your spot here!

    If you can’t make the live video sessions, please sign up anyway – I’ll be sending out replay links so you can complete the training at a time that works for you.

    But you have to be registered to receive those links!

    To your success in 2020,

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    Jack Canfield

    P.S. This is the kind of work you should do BEFORE you set your 2020 goals and create your big plan for the year. Because if you don’t heal your blocks, they will prevent you from achieving your goals, just like they always have. Let’s make 2020 the year everything changes.

     

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    Upcoming nude dinner and massage exchange

    Hey guys,

    Organizing is underway for our next nude dinner and massage exchange - Saturday evening, Jan. 25th

    For complete details  http://www.aaamassage.net/id88.html

     

    Promises to be yet another awesome evening of socializing, dining and the sharing of loving, healing, nurturing energy via the modality of massage.

    We look forward to the honor and pleasure of having you join us for this wonderful gather of naked men.

    RIDE SHARING
    If there is anyone who lives in the general vicinity of New Brighton and would be willing to offer a ride to and from our next n*u*d*e dinner and m*a*s*s*a*g*e exchange event (Sat. Jan. 25th), we have a dear friend who lives in New Brighton who would be very grateful for assistance in getting to the event.

    If you think you might be able to help, please let us know so we can connect you with this wonderful young man.

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    Dr. Alexander Loyd
    MASSIVE TRANSFORMATION
    Starts Tomorrow... Register NOW!

    If you’re ready for a Miraculous 2020…

    Then this event is for YOU! Click here to save your seat.

    It all begins TOMORROW, January 6th, 2020…

    Master Healers from all over the world will be coming together to bring YOU the most incredible healing energy ever witnessed before!

    Allow Us to Help YOU Create the MOST Exciting and Magnificent 2020!

    Join Us for this FREE 5-Day Online Event

    I’m so honored to be a part of this event and I would be thrilled if you could join me as well!

    And to show my appreciation for you being a part of this incredible event…

    When you sign up today you’ll receive a FREE gift! 

    To save your seat for this exciting event and receive YOUR free gift... just click here.

    Looking forward to seeing you there…

    Thank you!

    Dr. Alex

    P.S. More exciting details are coming after you sign up! So don’t miss out, sign up today!

    Last Day to Register... This Launches Tomorrow... Click Here and Get Registered NOW!

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    Get Instant Access below!




       


    This FREE book contains a secret technology that is proven to help improve your brain power and give you the chance to experience heightened, more enjoyable levels of consciousness.

     

    click the link below for your FREE copy of "Super Charge Your Brain Power"

    *Left-click to read here or right-click to download it to your computer

     

    click here to read or download "Super Charge Your Brain Power"

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    GUIDED MEDITATION FOR DEVELOPING A WEALTH MINDSET- by Hubert Koh

    Do you know that music can fundamentally shift our mindsets? This is how powerful music can be to change our life. Hence, I would like to present you a tool to do just that.


    Introducing a brand new Wealth Guided Meditation Audio 

    This wealth audio has been downloaded 5000 times already, and I am not sure how long will this be free for.
     
     
    click the link below to listen to or download "Guided Meditation for Developing a Wealth Mindset"
    *left-click to list to it here or right-click to download it to your computer

     

    click here to listen to or download "Guided Meditation For Develoiping a Wealth Mindset"

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    nude housecleaning service available

    hey guys,

    many years ago I ran an organization called "Buff Dusters" a service which I offered to pair up people looking for nude house cleaners with those offering that type of service.  I actually had listings in 38 states throughout the US, with more than 400 guys offering their nude house cleaning services.  It was quite a successful operation.  Then someone came along and offered to purchase the business from me, thinking they could improve upon it.  Unfortunately they more than tripled the fee for guys to list and the business fell through in short order.  But it was a wonderful operation while it lasted.

    A friend of mine wants to you to know about his nude house cleaning service.  Here's Paul's promo...

    I do general cleaning, vacuuming, dusting, floors, bathrooms, etc, all done in the nude, Masculine, reliable, dependable, and for real. Available evenings and weekends. If you are interested reply for more information.

    Paul

    hockeyguymsp@gmail.com


     If you contact Paul, please let him know you heard about him from me.  Much appreciated.


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    101 Ways To Hypnotize Anyone + 8 Habits of Enhancing Your Mind Power

    My friend and colleague Dr. Steve G. Jones had recently released his new program entitled, "101 Ways To Hypnotize Anyone" and offered it for a special introductory investment of just $ 9.00  After the introductory release, he raised the price back up to it's originally scheduled price of $ 37 (still an awesome bargain).

    However, I asked Steve if I could continue to offer these two amazing programs to our readers and subscribers for the specially-discounted introductory price of just $ 9 for a limited time.  He agreed.  So for a very limited time, this collection of these two valuable programs ("101 Ways To Hypnotize Anyone" AND "8 Habits of Enhancing Your Mind Power") are available to you, our loyal friends and readers for a SPECIAL one-time investment of just $ 9.

    For complete details of these two amazing, life-enhancing programs - and to order at this very SPECIAL one-time investment of just $ 9 (normally $ 37) click on the link below

    click here for complete details and on how to order "101 Ways To Hypnotize Anyone" for the limited release investment of just $ 9 (regularly $ 37)

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    Here is a FREE download from my dear friend and colleague Micheal Lee entitled "21 Powerful Ways To Persuade People To Do What You Want"

    click here to read or download "21 Powerful Ways"

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    click the link below to open to to download the report
    "Breathing Technique Used by the Green Beret in Combat"

    click here to read or download "Box Breathing"

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    Also receiving great reviews - my latest work entitled, "Stealth Hypnotic Mind Control"
    (see link below) 

    click here for information and immediate access to "Hidden Secrets of Stealth Hypnotic Mind Control"

    Also only available for a limited time!  "Conversational Hypnosis Code - Basic" (see link below)
     

    click here for more info and immediate access to Paul's "Conversational Hypnosis Code"

    Be sure to check out our online store for more helpful audios, videos, publications and reports.

    https://sellfy.com/road.runner1968a

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    Blessings of happiness, health, peace and prosperity to you, our dear friends and readers...

    Magical thoughts,

    Jim McPherson

    (612) 743-5184 (voice / text)

    magicoftouch@gmail.com

    P.S.  Please let us know how we might better assist you in your journey.  We always welcome hearing from you.


    " I have CDO... It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be."

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    Jim McPherson

    (612) 743-5184  (voice / text) from an iPhone

    (763) 333-6239 (voice / text) from an Android phone

    magicoftouch@gmail.com