Random Thoughts of a Senior Citizen ...
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.

My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”

Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!

The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something..

I can’t understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women’s clothing line named, “ Sag Harbor .”

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?

Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.  Just sayin'!!!

Enlightened Sexuality 2.0

Greetings friend,
My good friend and colleague Burt Goldman is excited to announce the upcoming release of his new "Enlightened S3xuality 2.0" program.  Many of you who have studied and put to use the techniques shared in his flagship "Enlightened S3xuality" have related to us what a dynamically positive impact it has had on your s3x life.  For the past several months, Burt has permitted us to offer to our friends and readers a HUGE generously discounted price of just $ 7.99 for his entire "Enlightened S3xuality" program (regularly sells for $ 47).

As per my discussion with Burt the other day, he is granting us this wonderful discount for just a few more days as he prepares for the release of his new "Enlightened S3xuality 2.0" program.

So we encourage you to take advantage of this generous offer which will only be available for the next few days.  And as always your satisfaction is backed by a 100% money back promise.  Listen to and put to use the techniques contained in the "Enlightened S3xuality" program for a full 6 month.  If you are not completely satisfied with the results you see in your own life, it won't cost you a single penny.

Here is an outline of what you will receive in this dynamic, life-enhancing and s3x-enhancing course...
Module 1 - What is love?
    The single most important definition of love—and why your happiness depends on it
    The Polarization Technique. Could love and hate really be just two sides of the same coin?
    You feel it, but do you understand it? What goes on in your body when you’re in love
    WARNING: You’ll never experience true love without e _ _ _ _ _ y
    PLUS: Why George Silmano got hit by a thunderbolt—and liked it

Module 2 - A Journey to Lake Infinite
    Experience the Lake Infinite Meditation Programming Exercise, as it subconsciously programs you for a lifetime of   effortless confidence and positivity
    
Module 3 - The Forgotten Dimension
    The physical and mental dimensions are known to all, but 9 in 10 people fail to experience the elusive spiritual dimension of existence. What you must do to find it, and why it holds the key to ultimate self discovery
    The truth about praying. There’s more to this widely practiced activity than meets the eye
    Transforming hate into love. How one simple technique helped Sandra Lanos overcome a lifetime of crippling hate for her abusive father
    Struggling with grief over a deceased loved one? How to access your spiritual plane and find the peace you need
    PLUS: How Francine took ten years off her face—in just seven minutes

Module 4 - Revisiting Lake Infinite
Beyond the Daisy Pond. Engulf yourself in a bright white light of peace and calmness at will with this relaxation-inducing Meditation Programming Exercise

Module 5 - Lessons on Intimacy
    Politics, religion and s3x—necessary concepts or destructive forces? The answer may shake you
    A shocking revelation. Why people spend more on pornography than the gross national product of some countries
    The crucial difference between intimacy, s3x and passion—and why it keeps many from discovering true fulfillment
    This could change your life. Fred Baron’s profound insight to a lifetime of intimacy—even after his wife of fifty years became an invalid
    PLUS: The seemingly harmless remark that forever killed a young couple’s intimacy. Find out what it was and how to avoid it.
    
Module 6 - Three Techniques For Unbridled Passion
    What does Vincent Van Gogh’s life have to do with your ideal relationship? An eye-opening revelation that could change your relationship for the better
    The Three Wishes Technique. Use this powerful combination of Neuro Linguistic Programming and Anchoring to unleash the floodgates of passion into your life (no matter your age or circumstance)
    Reignite the flames of passion—instantly and effortlessly—with the simple yet effective Dancing Eyes Technique
    Beyond physical intimacy: Experience the ultimate sensation of spiritual intimacy with the Passion Of The Light Technique
    PLUS: Why I pinched my earlobe in the middle of a romantic dinner with my partner—and why I made her do it too (HINT: if you’d like to turn on your intimacy as easily as a light switch, this is for you)
    
For complete details on this wonderful program - and to obtain it at this unheard of generously discounted investment of just $ 7.99 we invite you to visit http://worldtalk.bizland.com/id226.html

REMEMBER - this generously discounted offer will only be available for the next few days while Burt prepares for the release of his 2.0 program.  As an added bonus, anyone who invests in "Enlightened S3xuality" program during this special offer will receive a very substantial discount on his 2.0 program upon its release.  That's Burt, Mr. Generosity!

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Have a magical day,
Jim McPherson
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RAPUNZEL RESCUE

Feeling a little shaggy these past few weeks?  Hair getting long enough to let it down from the tower window so your handsome prince can come to your rescue?

Well I have a friend who is a barber by profession and is more than willing to assist with your hair cutting needs.  He can come to your home and provide you with a professional, attractive barbering to meet your specifications.

If interested, just drop me a text message or email and I will put you in touch with Mike.  If emailing me, be sure to include the word "BARBER" in the subject line so I know to be on the lookout for your request.

SWAPPING HEAD - THE RAIKOV EFFECT

With the expressed permission of my friend and colleague Kevin Moore, I am making available to you a powerful recording entitled, "Chat With a Genius"

Here's a bit about "The Raikov Effect"

The Raikov Effect is all about how you can tap into the power of your mind, using
simple brain hacks that give you access to your creative potential.

Raikov was a Russian neuropsychologist. He hypnotized people into thinking and
acting like geniuses. He convinced one that she had the artistic ability of Raphael. He
convinced another that he could play the piano like Rachmaninoff.

By putting them into a deep trance, he helped the subjects “steal” the skills and talents
of people who were geniuses, experts in their field. His method became known as The
Raikov Effect.

The main Raikov course explains how the technique worked, in addition to several
other methods that go alongside it, including the placebo effect and the ‘as if’
technique. This sheet recaps the basics.

The Placebo Effect
The Placebo Effect happens when a person thinks they're getting powerful medicine.

A placebo is a dud, a substance that has no active medicinal ingredient. It can take the
form of a pill, a liquid, a cream, or an injection. Or it could be a prayer, a spell, or
some other non-physical device. The person receiving the placebo believes it's real,
and that belief is often enough to make the substance work. So even though it's "fake
medicine" it can result in a positive outcome.

Some ways of activating the placebo effect are:
Fill an empty energy bottle with fizzy diet soda so you’ll think you’re
getting a kick from the real thing.

Label a bottle of mints as ‘Stress Reduction Pills’ (and take when needed)
so you’ll believe you’re receiving treatment.

Eat from smaller plates so you think you're eating more.

The As If Technique
The As If Technique is a way to act 'as if' you already have a quality you desire. So
just by acting 'as if' you're confident, you can become more confident. By acting 'as if'
you're successful, you can become more successful. By acting 'as if' you're determined,
you can become more determined.

When you act 'as if' you already feel a certain way, your brain gets the message that
you 'are' confident. It responds by sending out confidence-boosting chemicals like
serotonin, and you actually start to feel more confident.

Here’s how to activate the ‘as if’ technique:
a) To feel happier, smile and open your arms. (For at least 2 mins.)
b) To feel more determined, clench your hands into fists. (For at least 2 mins.)
c) To feel more confident, stand up straight with your hands on your hips. (For at
least 2 mins.)
d) To feel more important and successful, wear some really smart clothes.

The New Raikov Effect
The New Raikov Effect is based on Raikov's original method but updated for the
modern world. It combines several genius modeling methods, as well as techniques
such as ‘as if’. It's designed to help you "steal" the skill or talent of someone who's an
expert at what they do. You can practice this technique in your head, or use one of the
listen along audios.

Kevin only opens access to "The Raikov Effect" for a very limited time each year.  You can see that access is currently closed for this year by visiting Raikov.com

However, due to my special arrangement with Kevin, he is permitting me to share with you these incredible, life-enhancing techniques for a very limited time.

Check out the "Chat With a Genius" audio link below to begin your journey into "swapping head"

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CLARIFICATION

I have received several requests from our dear friends and subscribers asking why my standard "we donate 50% of all revenue received from items purchased from our online marketplace to two of our favorite local charities" is not listed on the investment info for the Silva Intuition System.

That is because - due to this very special arrangement with Laura Silva, CEO of The Silva Method - all proceeds generated from your investment of the Silva Intuition System go directly to The Silva Method.  We ourselves do not realize any financial profit from your investment - other than the satisfaction that you are gaining personal access to THE HIGHEST QUALITY of intuition development programs available.  We even cover the nominal Sellfy.com processing fee as well as the fee imposed by Stripe for processing your payment out-of-pocket.  We do this because we care about you - our dedicated friends, readers and subscribers.

We could just as easily have prompted you to invest in my personal "Developing Your Intuition" 7 week course as an alternative and kept all of the profits.  This "Developing Your Intuition" 7 week program was developed by myself from my decades of teaching the "Developing Your Intuition" course to many thousands of students throughout the US and Canada.  Much of the material in my "Developing Your Intuition" 7 week program was derived from Laura Silva's original "Silva Intuition System" which I taught as a certified instructor for The Silva Method for many years.

However, Laura has added so much valuable material and so many advanced methods to the Silva Intuition System recently that I wanted to make sure you had the most up-to-date and beneficial tools and techniques available to you.

So I hope this helps to explain why we are not able to donate 50% of the revenue received from each investment in the Silva Intuition System and this dynamically reduced limited-time-only rate to our two favorite local charities, Animal Ark No-Kill Animal Shelter and Union Gospel Mission of the Twin Cities.

Thank you for understanding.

By the way, according to our business agreement with Laura Silva and the Silva Method, we can only offer this drastically discounted investment in the Silva Intuition System for a very limited time - and only to a limited number of participants.  So if you are at all interested, please check out this dynamic program soon before it is no longer available at this incredible investment opportunity.

FREELY EXPRESS YOUR SENSUAL AND SEXUAL SELF

Your sexual energy is the energy of life. You are a sexual being created from sexual energy. If you are not comfortable experiencing pleasurable sexual sensations, you are strangling your energy channels. That is why your desires have difficulty manifesting. The more you experience those exotic erotic feelings within you, the more your body’s energy will open up and allow you to naturally experience higher levels of health, creativity, productivity, freedom, abundance, happiness and enjoyment in life.

ENLIGHTENED SEXUALITY PROGRAM

I’m Paul Thomas, a professional life coach, yoga practitioner, and a deep believer in destiny.

More importantly, I’m about to take you by the hand on a magical journey to awaken your sexuality.

click here for more info on Paul's "Enlightened Sexuality" program

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101 Ways To Hypnotize Anyone + 8 Habits of Enhancing Your Mind Power

My friend and colleague Dr. Steve G. Jones had recently released his new program entitled, "101 Ways To Hypnotize Anyone" and offered it for a special introductory investment of just $ 9.00  After the introductory release, he raised the price back up to it's originally scheduled price of $ 37 (still an awesome bargain).

However, I asked Steve if I could continue to offer these two amazing programs to our readers and subscribers for the specially-discounted introductory price of just $ 9 for a limited time.  He agreed.  So for a very limited time, this collection of these two valuable programs ("101 Ways To Hypnotize Anyone" AND "8 Habits of Enhancing Your Mind Power") are available to you, our loyal friends and readers for a SPECIAL one-time investment of just $ 9.

For complete details of these two amazing, life-enhancing programs - and to order at this very SPECIAL one-time investment of just $ 9 (normally $ 37) click on the link below

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